Confessions of a Cannabis Courier
As a proud employee of Joyology, I’ve seen my fair share of peculiar situations in the world of marijuana delivery. From Three Rivers to Allegan, Center Line to Burton, and everywhere in between, I’ve become a true weed warrior, battling the forces of boredom and munchies one delivery at a time.
The Great Green Mix-Up
Picture this: It’s a busy day at our marijuana provisioning center in Quincy, MI. I’m rushing to make deliveries when I grab what I think is my bag of goodies for the next stop. As I approach the customer’s house, I realize I’ve made a terrible mistake. Instead of cannabis, I’m holding a bag of actual oregano! Turns out, our resident Italian chef moonlighting as a budtender had left his lunch in the wrong place. Needless to say, explaining this mix-up to the customer was an awkward experience I’ll never forget.
The Case of the Paranoid Pup
On another memorable occasion, I was making a routine cannabis delivery in Reading, MI. As I approached the house, I was greeted by a very enthusiastic (and surprisingly mellow) golden retriever. The owner sheepishly explained that their dog had accidentally ingested some of their edibles earlier that day. Now, this canine was convinced he was a cat, meowing and attempting to climb the curtains. Note to self: Always keep your stash out of reach of furry friends!
The Unexpected Hotbox
During a heatwave in Allegan, MI, I learned the hard way that leaving marijuana products in a hot car is a big no-no. As I opened my vehicle after a quick pit stop, I was greeted by a cloud of skunky aroma that would make Pepé Le Pew proud. Let’s just say I spent the rest of the day with my windows down, leaving a trail of giggly pedestrians in my wake.
Lessons Learned
After countless deliveries and many laughs, here are some pearls of wisdom I’ve gathered:
- Always double-check your product before leaving the dispensary
- Keep a straight face when customers answer the door in bizarre costumes (you’d be surprised how often this happens)
- Never underestimate the power of GPS – getting lost in Burton, MI with a car full of cannabis is not advisable
- Always bring snacks – you never know when the munchies might strike (you or your customers)
So, next time you’re in need of some herbal refreshment, remember the hardworking folks at Joyology. We’re here to bring you the best marijuana products with a side of laughter and unforgettable stories. Just don’t ask us to bring oregano – we’re still recovering from that incident!