In what can only be described as a modern-day comedy of errors, local cannabis enthusiasts across British Columbia’s Interior are reporting a peculiar phenomenon: their desperate searches for “marijuana near me” are mysteriously leading them to Tim Hortons drive-thrus instead of Blended Buds Cannabis locations.
The Great Canadian Navigation Debacle
“I just wanted to find some quality bud in Vernon, but somehow ended up with a dozen Boston Creams,” confessed one bemused customer, who wished to remain anonymous. “Not that I’m complaining – the munchies came early this time.”
The situation has become particularly entertaining in Armstrong, where residents report their navigation apps seem to have developed a sense of humor. What started as a simple search for a cannabis store has turned into an unintended tour of the Okanagan Valley’s finest donut shops and convenience stores.
The Real Deal: Where to Actually Find Us
For those genuinely looking to visit Blended Buds Cannabis (and not another coffee shop), we’re proud to serve multiple locations throughout BC’s Interior, including:
- Vernon
- Armstrong
- Lavington
- Kelowna
- Kamloops
Navigation Tips for the Directionally Challenged
To avoid ending up with a double-double instead of your desired cannabis products, we recommend:
1. Actually typing “Blended Buds Cannabis” into your search bar
2. Saving our location to your favorites
3. Following the smell of premium cannabis instead of fresh-baked goods
4. Looking for the store with the happy customers, not the ones in line for breakfast sandwiches
Remember, while both Tim Hortons and marijuana dispensaries serve as beloved Canadian institutions, only one can legally sell you that premium BC bud you’re after. However, we won’t judge if you make a coffee run afterward – we understand the journey can be tiresome, especially when your GPS has other plans.
The next time you’re in Vernon, Kelowna, or any of our other locations, just remember: if you see a drive-thru window, you’ve gone too far. Turn around, look for the green cross, and you’ll find your way to cannabis paradise – no Boston Cream required.